Tuesday Twist-Off

•  The iPhone is also good for baiting bugs to their death.  The phone must be turned on and the screen illuminated (preferably with a bright colored (not black) screen).  In total darkness and in a place with bugs, prepare to play a real life killing game with your thumb!  Compete against your friends while you're camping, at a fish filet, or like me while in your own bed!

•  This blog is going to have to change.  Doing the news everyday is fun but sometimes there's just too much to take care of with life to cover everything I hoped to be able to do with this blog.  I'm going to continue posting, but they will be more sporadic, more random, less censored and less news based.

•  Has anyone else ever peed on their foot in the shower to hide the sound of the pee hitting the shower floor?

•  Would it freak people out if I installed a urinal in my shower with a drain hose that went... to the drain?  At least then I wouldn't have to worry about pee splattering onto the shower curtain, which discolors it (and tells on me or the other males in the house that someone's been peeing in the shower and not aiming at the drain.. or not hitting the stain anyway.

•  Maybe I should just make a bulls-eye around the drain.. or make the drain recessed from the shower floor so the splashes are contained.  That's more likely to happen.  If it did, would the urinal still be used or would the recess solution cancel out the urinal?  Would people opt to pee in the shower over a toilet even when they're not taking a shower?  Would they turn the water on to "flush" the pee through the drain pipe so that the pee doesn't stink up the shower and bathroom?

•  A flush valve would have to be connected before the shower head to clear out the urinal.  Maybe the shower is the perfect place for a urinal, there is no additional plumbing needed, the valve could be left open for the urinal and there could be a button valve on the urinal.

•  Yup, this is a great idea.  I can't wait to tell my wife about it in the morning!!

•  I drove past the 18-wheeler that rolled over yesterday.  The 270 degree curve from 20 to 15 S.  I don't think anyone was hurt.. but it's kinda funny because there's a yellow sign with a picture of a truck tipping over right at the beginning of the curve... follow it around and hey!! it's that truck we just saw on the sign. 

•  Instead of that sign they had on 20 saying "Crash Ahead".  They should have just put one up that pointed up to the tipping over sign and said "This happened".

•  Sometimes kids are going to be kids and do everything you tell them not to do.  Maybe if we encourage bad things they will rebel and not know they are doing good things...?  

•  Did Bryan Smith's "free" flights from a campaign donor ever make it to TV?

•  13 yr old left clothes bag in store we bought them in.  After I retrieved it and checked out of the store we were in, I turned to the 13 yr old, handed him his 25 lb baby brother and took the bags off the counter, "You're not going to leave him anywhere [right?]."  - He suddenly was through shopping.

•  Why do the photo booths in the mall say they accept card when they don't?!  The first time I thought it was because lf the mall just opening, but now I know they simply want cash money bling bling.

•  Telling someone they are not allowed to do something (punishment), then doing that something yourself in front of that someone, is a fantastic way to add more weight to that something they are not allowed to do.

•  I want to look up how often hospital patients feel like prisoners.

•  I can't wait to use this new baby device my wife wanted.  So what you do is put a plastic piece in your mouth - it's attached to a hose.  Then, the other plastic piece (on the other end of the same hose) goes into the baby's nose and you, YOU suck the boogers out with the power of yo lungs! mmm.. salty.

•  My water filter is not made for well water, apparently bacteria can grow on the material the filter is made of.  I couldn't find the filter at a store to replace it anyway so now is as good a time as any to remedy that foopah.

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